Funny and sad at the same time. At least they are extremely creative.
Don't have a proper pool stick? Just get a piece of wood.
So shouldn't the pool floor be a little wet anyway?
Know those pool sex rules by heart.
You take a what where? Next time try to figure out a better name for your product.
How to combine two very different sports.
Jump right in.
Let's see what happens when I pull this string.
Bowel movement problems are explicitly prohibited in the pool.
What's more disturbing than the fact itself is that they already have a printed sign ready for such accidents.