For those of you who want to show off their special potty habits, there is this public John.

Just in case you want to share your special shitty moment with a friend. Nothing too awkward.

Now with all the NSA stuff going on, you can be sure nobody ever feels lonely again.

Don't you worry a bit. Just call the NSA and have them give you back any personal information.

You need privacy? Just use those curtain strips, nobody will ever know you are there.

Ummm... what? Privacy? What privacy do you need?

Helloooo, I need my privacy, duuude! Privacy, come on, give me my privacy!

Now that's what I call some privacy. Privacy level - infinite.

You said you needed your personal space so now you can easily hide behind this cardboard.

Hi there, I'll just sit here taking a dump while you wash your hands.