Well, I cannot disagree with this sign.
We have to keep this house under surveillance at all times. Have no fear, big brother watches over Orwell.
Another research only toilet camera. Seems legit, but I wonder what kind of research are they performing.
Unfortunately, he's not your dad. I just had to let that one slip.
And this way I make sure that the NSA handles my nuts.
Now with all the NSA stuff going on, you can be sure nobody ever feels lonely again.
Don't you worry a bit. Just call the NSA and have them give you back any personal information.
Have you seen any movement on your side? Mine is pretty quiet.
Just letting you know that you will be the main star in my kinky movie tonght.
Whatever you do, I'll be watching you.