So either teens are not reading anything today or they got so into reading that they've bought all the books.

I'm wondering how am I supposed to learn how to read if the instructions are in this book that I should read first.

Make sure you don't read that sign, or this description.

My teacher always said that there is no bad time to read a book.

Oh, so you are in the park... just sitting on a bench and reading a book. SUDDENLY, BOOKSNIFFER!!!

Well... I'm reading, and reading, and then, reading, and so on... 'till the awkward moment when ... WHAT AM I DOING?

Go to the playground right now and see if you can top this!

Because reading at the table is too mainstream... Oh... you fell asleep, pardon me.

By the time you read this you've already read it.