So either teens are not reading anything today or they got so into reading that they've bought all the books.
I'm wondering how am I supposed to learn how to read if the instructions are in this book that I should read first.
Make sure you don't read that sign, or this description.
Oh, so you are in the park... just sitting on a bench and reading a book. SUDDENLY, BOOKSNIFFER!!!
Go to the playground right now and see if you can top this!
Because reading at the table is too mainstream... Oh... you fell asleep, pardon me.
By the time you read this you've already read it.