Just 2 seconds to become a French... person with a serious face problem.
Santa got beaten
Make sure you don't get drunk and end up in a bar fight the night before your scheduled Santa job at the local mall.
I just wished he would rub my back like other humans do. This is getting ridiculous.
Everyone hates grandma
She didn't want to assume our group's signature position so she's an outlander now.
Somehow I would feel a bit safer if our son joins that other school... just in case.
Prostate cancer victim
Guess that these stock images are not great for every billboard out there.
But first, let me take a selfie with shelf E.
Is grandma taking eye selfies again? Or is she still learning how to hold the camera?
No hugs for you little guy. Guess you got to go ahead and hug yourself.
Selfies for men
Hello, men. It's time to learn how to make a selfie. Step one: you don't. That's it.