Be careful when dealing with super glue. One little drop and you are permanently sealed to anything. And they also bent the steel bar after all these years.

Every time I'm single there are no girls around but the minute I get a girlfriend they are all over me. It's like I'm sexier if I'm taken.

Girls may have taken this growth a step too far this time.

By all means, roll the cameras and take out the spiders.

Girls always tend to look so mature while boys will be boys forever.

Just blend in and you could spend an entire day with these girls too.

I think I found my calling. I need to spend all my time with them.

My teacher always said that there is no bad time to read a book.

The real reason men loved their childhood is because they had it all back then.

I'm afraid of touching girls. This will do for now.