If you are very lazy... you must read these rules, they're important for lazy people like you!

Hey, officer, I found another outlaw, over here!

Never pass a bathroom, never waste a hard-on and never trust a fart. Autch, autch, autch!

The bishop agrees that abuse is really awesome. What? I'm misinterpreting the headline?

Know those pool sex rules by heart.

If you are planning to start your own career as a homeless guy, follow these simple rules.