So good thing I am old. There is no proof everywhere on the Internet that did all that dumb stuff way back in school and college.
There were no saved games back then. If you die, you die.
I never get in fights with old people, but this guy is simply asking for it.
Guess who is back in town, ladies. That's right, your daddy's daddy.
Well played old timer, well played.
Oh honey, that ass is still as tight as it was in highschool.
Well good news grandma. Everybody hates you too now.
Watch out, grandma's remixing again.
I'm sick of you guys always cheering me up on my birthday. Enough with the cakes already!
At least we found a use for this old guy. Nothing is more stable than a 60 pound TV box.