You ask why? Because your family is really poor, that's why.

Check out the new Wolverine sequel. This time in the ghetto version.

Just write on every dollar bill that goes through your hands your address. The money will come back to you.

Hey Fred, there's an unplugged cable, go fix it!

Poor people always get mugged by the rich... Now that's just annoying.

Funny and sad at the same time. At least they are extremely creative.

Can't afford to go to a tanning salon? Just open your window and let nature do its job.

At least I've got Internet. It's dialup but who cares?

I'm not kidding. I'll kick your ass if you won't pay me.

If you are planning to start your own career as a homeless guy, follow these simple rules.