Meet the superpig. Turning vegetables into bacon is surely one of the most awesome superpowers one can have. Except the dying part.
Would you like to be invisible in the dark? Or better yet be able to detect trash? Or even have invisible handwriting? That would be so awesome.
I know, I really know that someday I'll get a superpower, and it's going to be really cool. YEAH!
There are countless of superheroes that did not make the comic books. This is why.