I slapped your face while I was drunk, but here's some tasty bacon so you'll forgive my manners.
Meet the superpig. Turning vegetables into bacon is surely one of the most awesome superpowers one can have. Except the dying part.
Looks like another of those bacon signs down by the pier. Better go and check that out.
You cannot touch me, you vegan hippie!
And now you can buy a puzzle with a bacon tuxedo. Bacon clearly has take over everything.
Every man's perfect breakfast in one simple package.
Place the vegetables at one and and when it's about to pop just cut this big guy.
Ever wondered what is the best topping for bacon? More bacon obviously!
Here you go, little piggy. You are as warm as ever. And tasty!
Roses are red so just come inside and order some bacon.