Stop been sheeple! Become useless today to make sure you don't get used!
Would you like to be invisible in the dark? Or better yet be able to detect trash? Or even have invisible handwriting? That would be so awesome.
Why would Flash need a superbike anyway? So he can go slower and get stuck in traffic?
There are countless of superheroes that did not make the comic books. This is why.
A useless handsfree made up from an old telephone. Though it would make an excellent piece of art attached to your iPhone.