We'll simply reduce the price by 1 cent so we can then send thousands of mails to our customers informing them that one of our products is cheaper now. It's brilliant marketing!
This bottle is now only $12.99. Get it while the discount lasts!
You pay a couple of bucks for a room, this is what you get. Just don't get up in the morning too fast.
We didn't have enough money to buy a proper tree so this old ladder we keep in the basement should do just fine.
One whole cent. Can't even imagine what to do with all that money.
Can't afford to go to a tanning salon? Just open your window and let nature do its job.
Yeah, stop preaching about life's problems and simply buy another ice cream cone.
Save money and support the local business. Buy our home made condoms with a 10 year guarantee.
Don't have enough money to buy some planks of wood? Some leftover cardboard will do just fine.
try the new Nike shoes. Light weight, comfortable and extremely cheap.