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All this is perfectly natural sir, don't mind me.
So what will it be today? The baby shower or the gun show?
Come and see Stephen Hawking's incredible freestyle moves on the dancefloor.
This is the perfect show I can watch during a flight.
No, really. Why would you go close to a wild dangerous animal? WHY?
Your cooking isn't getting any better. Why are you watching this?