Calvin Rickson must have seen this coming to him. And he is certainly gay. No straight guy would ever "solve" this problem.

Ever wondered why there are very few women that follow engineering in their careers?

So you keep knives in the kitchen. Great, I like the sandwiches cut in half/

Nobody really means to insult or to compliment other people.

You don't actually have to express your opinion to be a bitch.

600 lb females are a force not to be reckoned with.

Everything is wrong all the time. There is no escape son, you need to learn that.

Gentleman, want to try out other possibilities? Just try giving your lady a diamond and see what happens.

Why doesn't she just shut up?

The "Understanding Women" book has arrived. Now we can all take a year off to read it.