This is the popular, unbeatable, Wipe-O-Matic.

Oh hey........... You know... I thought you weren't coming back home. I panicked, hehe.

So... remember, if your parents are worried... this won't help too much.

Hey dude, your face is running, you'd better chase it and stop it!

Okay okay... meanwhile at Walmart... Bro, go home, you're really drunk!

Hahahaha... police... defaced?! Could it be true?

The one who did this is sure a mathematic lover.

He was quite tired... exhausted.

Probably TOO MUCH. Nah, wait, definitely too much. Hello Kitty.....?

Woooops! He's here, danger, Vampyr's here, I repeat, danger!