Yo, it's yo boy Voldemort and this is MTV Cribs. Welcome to my crib!

Well, once you start disliking someone, everything they do is just freaking annoying!

Oh... so that means that I'm lazy, I get happy for cancelled plans... Ugh.

Oh, hey, sandwich! Go make me a woman, now!

I really love U2. They're like my favorite band. Hahhaah, good one Jason!

Well, this is cool. Nope, this isn't cool, this is Sgt. Awesome. Hahahah.

Ohhhh come on... I'm running low on gas, please transform yourself!

Well, the case is solved. It's a boooooy!

She found out what was his Facebook password. AUUUTCH!

There's the romantic dinner you've looked for, of course, the economic version.