A dog being a gentleman. Epic win, hard sometimes, but always cool.

A huge tiger, yes you are kitty, yes you are..

So... who said this... ever? WHO? I'm really curious.

'Cause this is thrillerrrrrrr, thrillerrrrrrr niiiightttt!

They said I could become anything so... I made the right choice and became legend!

That's just so true... My sleeping methods may be wrong.

We have tequila soup.... Shh, just come.

Helloooo, I need my privacy, duuude! Privacy, come on, give me my privacy!

Wo-hoah, we have a short run over here. Short run, really really really short.

How do you call men who make "woman in kitchen" jokes? Single.