Just make sure you don't include our legs in this picture, okay? I must appear to be taller for my Facebook friends.
Want an easy fix? Just hire some tall staff and your problems will be a thing of the past.
Every time she decides to wear high heels it's going to be a hell of a day for him.
Wo-hoah, we have a short run over here. Short run, really really really short.
No, you cannot and will not wear any high heels while standing next to me. Only I can wear those.
What are you doing using that ATM. It is reserved for kids!
I need my taco and I don't care about your little people. Hire taller staff!