Apply cold water to the burn. Autch, that's gotta hurt!
Really, it's a trap. You should write, but you mustn't. How's that?!
It's really bad when auto-correct gives up, you're in deep trouble!
We're running low on time, hurry, get in. We'll explain later!
The definition of 5 minutes is very.. dangerous. I'll be home in 5 minutes is exactly the 5 minutes in I'll be ready in 5 minutes.
It sounds kind of creepy but it's true. That's what women do on Pinterest.
Hey pal, you're really doing it wrong. Jogging should be about running, not procrastinating.
Arghhh... I really know much more about Harry Potter than American History. Bad boy Potter!
Sometimes I really feel I should use this repair kit for my computer. Rarely but still...
I really can't blame the sharks, they're great fellows, it's not their fault.