Apply cold water to the burn. Autch, that's gotta hurt!

Really, it's a trap. You should write, but you mustn't. How's that?!

It's really bad when auto-correct gives up, you're in deep trouble!

We're running low on time, hurry, get in. We'll explain later!

The definition of 5 minutes is very.. dangerous. I'll be home in 5 minutes is exactly the 5 minutes in I'll be ready in 5 minutes.

It sounds kind of creepy but it's true. That's what women do on Pinterest.

Hey pal, you're really doing it wrong. Jogging should be about running, not procrastinating.

Arghhh... I really know much more about Harry Potter than American History. Bad boy Potter!

Sometimes I really feel I should use this repair kit for my computer. Rarely but still...

I really can't blame the sharks, they're great fellows, it's not their fault.