I guess that should at least prevent the fat people from getting in.

This one is pretty much begging for me to take it. They didn't even run the chain through a wheel.

Have you ever used the admin/admin combination for securing accounts? Well this is what it actually looks like from the outside.

Well, I cannot disagree with this sign.

So what's your purpose at your job?

Make sure that everybody else thinks you are a redneck with lots of beer and ammo. And pit bulls. Lots of bloody pit bulls.

I feel much safer knowing that he is around and able to protect me from others.

Really, it's a trap. You should write, but you mustn't. How's that?!

I can't imagine what going on their mind but they said that it's okay now, they're safe.

Yeah... We sure feel safe with him around, I bet.