Well, I cannot disagree with this sign.

So what's your purpose at your job?

Make sure that everybody else thinks you are a redneck with lots of beer and ammo. And pit bulls. Lots of bloody pit bulls.

I feel much safer knowing that he is around and able to protect me from others.

Really, it's a trap. You should write, but you mustn't. How's that?!

I can't imagine what going on their mind but they said that it's okay now, they're safe.

Yeah... We sure feel safe with him around, I bet.

Other activities belong in motel rooms, not in here. So act accordingly.

Everybody grab one phone and call somebody.

Our software is so secure that nobody would ever be able to crack it.