Apply cold water to the burnt area. Dumb singer, great wordsmith.
Apply cold water to the burn. Autch, that's gotta hurt!
It looked like it was something sweet but as you can see... woof!
Oh no, we have an assassin among us. AUTCH!
There you go, Grinch can be awesome too. It doesn't matter that he's green.
I could go for the obvious "you're pulling my leg"... but then, you'd say something bad and I'm going to kick your butt!
If I am trying to express myself in clear and well-formed sentences you should do the same.