We know who you are so stop stealing our bell.
Sorry for the out of order door bell. But rest assured, we will answer if you shout really loud "ding dong"!
While we install the new door bell please shake this bottle and we'll be right there. And please don't steal it.
Good thing that they still have bell shaped bells in stock. Last year I only got some crazy bells that were left.
We can repair just about everything except door bells. We do not do door bells!
We can repair almost anywhing except this damn bell door.