I'm really expecting that the can of Pepsi will explode any second now.

I'm too broke for another shower head so we can at least recycle some plastic bottles.

I'm never throwing away these empty bottles. Having some spare dirt in your back yard? Why not put it to good use?

So the gyms are closed, but I can still get my workout while having the best beverage out there. Win-win!

While we install the new door bell please shake this bottle and we'll be right there. And please don't steal it.

Sprite is clear and clearly not fond of poems.

When you use a corkscrew to open up a simple bottle cap then maybe you shouldn't be drinking anything else.

At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.

Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.

The old extinguisher always expired and needed replacement. Luckily, this bottle of water can bee replenished easily and cheaply.