Your country doesn't qualify for a healthy living option. Death imminent!

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Whenever you have a symptom just go straight to your doctor instead of browsing the web for an answer. Otherwise you might regret it.

Next time just play along and order a steak with veggies. You'll probably get more of a "salad" than this.

That would be what? No thanks, I would rather go in the woods and fix my wounds myself.

A great store placement. Just make sure all those fatties that come out of McDonald's walk by.

The healthy pizza pyramid. Balance your diet with pizza, pizza and finish it off with even more pizza.

I know there are a lot of connections between health, beauty and alcohol. And I am really sure of one thing, after one bottle of those, any girl becomes beautiful.

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There is at least one hardcore gamer on the floor.