Just don't look at these images if you are still looking to have a good day.

So we don't have any cup holders? That's all right, I will simply add this little 50 lbs block here.

Just make sure you touch this glass!

A real hipster doesn't use lighters. And doesn't use matches. A real hipster uses the power of the sun. Good luck smoking at night.

You think anybody will notice? This glass is as good as new now.

Now I can watch my girlfriend taking a dump right in front of me. How convenient!

Keep your drinks safe from our cat.

Whenever you are naughty you will have to take a sit in my special chair.

What would balance a glass of wine in your hand?

I knew that drinking is helpful to my brain.