Best life advice ever. You don't want to ignore your wife's voices.

I must go now, but I need to tell my WiFi that I love her so much.

I wonder if they served any pizzas at this wedding.

Looks like my wife grew some paws during the night.

My wife is always playing that baby card for everything she does.

So this happens when you try to go in reverse, but you actually go forward.

Whatever you do, what ever you say, whatever you don't say, you will need to flee. Fast. Hopefully she'll focus on something else by tomorrow.

Unfortunately I jumped to protect the wrong asset. This might get messy. Hello couch, my old friend!

The bad part about these tshirts are that they require you to keep your position.

For anyone looking to get married, make sure you are aware of these voices and their needs.