I hope she is not too mad at me and giving me the silent treatment after that little lip balm - super glue mistake I did.

It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.

At least I got my priorities straight. I'll use my dog to track down the wife.

Keep in mind. If your wife does not iron properly then she most likely was a man.

I'm like a God at home with my wife. She treats me like a true Messiah.

Hey dear, why don't you just put a reminder on your phone? Take a post-it from the desk and stick it on the back. Yeah, that's right!

If you find these magnets on your woman's fridge then that is a clear sign to bail out.

Having a wife around the house can prove to be quite useful when reaching over the top shelf in the kitchen.

Google is obsolete since I got married. All I need to do is have an opinion about something.

No matter what you've forgotten, nobody could top the guy that ran off, leaving his wife at the gas station.