It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.

At least I got my priorities straight. I'll use my dog to track down the wife.

Keep in mind. If your wife does not iron properly then she most likely was a man.

I'm like a God at home with my wife. She treats me like a true Messiah.

Hey dear, why don't you just put a reminder on your phone? Take a post-it from the desk and stick it on the back. Yeah, that's right!

If you find these magnets on your woman's fridge then that is a clear sign to bail out.

Having a wife around the house can prove to be quite useful when reaching over the top shelf in the kitchen.

Google is obsolete since I got married. All I need to do is have an opinion about something.

No matter what you've forgotten, nobody could top the guy that ran off, leaving his wife at the gas station.

The perfect woman is ready with all the liquids required.