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Dog legs

Dog legs

Looks like my wife grew some paws during the night.

Playing the baby card

Playing the baby card

My wife is always playing that baby card for everything she does.

Wife took the car

Wife took the car

So this happens when you try to go in reverse, but you actually go forward.

Pregnancy talks

Pregnancy talks

Whatever you do, what ever you say, whatever you don't say, you will need to flee. Fast. Hopefully she'll focus on something else by tomorrow.

Priorities during earthquakes

Priorities during earthquakes

Unfortunately I jumped to protect the wrong asset. This might get messy. Hello couch, my old friend!

Almost nailed the position

Almost nailed the position

The bad part about these tshirts are that they require you to keep your position.

Voices in wife's head

Voices in wife's head

For anyone looking to get married, make sure you are aware of these voices and their needs.

Sealed lips

Sealed lips

I hope she is not too mad at me and giving me the silent treatment after that little lip balm - super glue mistake I did.

Marriage blame flowchart

Marriage blame flowchart

It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.

Reward for dog

Reward for dog

At least I got my priorities straight. I'll use my dog to track down the wife.