Looks like my wife grew some paws during the night.

My wife is always playing that baby card for everything she does.

So this happens when you try to go in reverse, but you actually go forward.

Whatever you do, what ever you say, whatever you don't say, you will need to flee. Fast. Hopefully she'll focus on something else by tomorrow.

Unfortunately I jumped to protect the wrong asset. This might get messy. Hello couch, my old friend!

The bad part about these tshirts are that they require you to keep your position.

For anyone looking to get married, make sure you are aware of these voices and their needs.

I hope she is not too mad at me and giving me the silent treatment after that little lip balm - super glue mistake I did.

It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.

At least I got my priorities straight. I'll use my dog to track down the wife.