At least I got my priorities straight. I'll use my dog to track down the wife.
Keep in mind. If your wife does not iron properly then she most likely was a man.
I'm like a God at home with my wife. She treats me like a true Messiah.
Hey dear, why don't you just put a reminder on your phone? Take a post-it from the desk and stick it on the back. Yeah, that's right!
Having a wife around the house can prove to be quite useful when reaching over the top shelf in the kitchen.
The perfect woman is ready with all the liquids required.