When even Santa is working 2 jobs, that's when you know the economy is in the toilet.

You ask why? Because your family is really poor, that's why.

Hey mouse, hey little mouse, Santa's here, come out now!

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Stanley, the spare reindeer.

How 'bout a turtle that pretends to be Santa?

I understand, you like Christmas but come on... This is too much, woof!

Please bring catnip, please take dog. Thank you, meow!

Meooowwww... Santa's got a problem with a cat, autch! Bad kitty, bad kitty!

Santa Jr. is coming to tooown, you better not cry....