I got this nice little product that I can sell you for just $9.99! It will for sure help you cut down on your monthly gas bill.
I am helping the economy recovering by investing in this camel that I will transport around and have as a pet. It's clearly the most sane investment.
When even Santa is working 2 jobs, that's when you know the economy is in the toilet.
Saving water by showering with your girlfriend is the best economic advice.