Got this nice shirt to show my appreciation for Santa!
My son thinks he is so smart with these Christmas gifts he so meticulously labels.
Get your night vision enabled Santa today and be sure to save Christmas once again!
Ever wondered what happens when Santa gets a flat reindeer?
Make sure you don't get drunk and end up in a bar fight the night before your scheduled Santa job at the local mall.
Since we are trying to save the planet and making people travel less, being naughty is the right thing to do for this year.
Do you want a demanding child when you get home? Then please don't let them wander around these premises or we will make sure you will have an interesting Christmas. Thank you!
10 years ago we hanged Santa because we didn't get the required presents for Christmas. All that remains now are his bones and clothes.
It's incredibly windy this Christmas.Better not wear any short skirts. That means you too, Santa!
My sister is naughty. Trust me, I know these things. So reroute all the presents to me please.