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From your sperm

From your sperm

My son thinks he is so smart with these Christmas gifts he so meticulously labels.

Tactical Santa

Tactical Santa

Get your night vision enabled Santa today and be sure to save Christmas once again!

Spare reindeer

Spare reindeer

Ever wondered what happens when Santa gets a flat reindeer?

Santa got beaten

Santa got beaten

Make sure you don't get drunk and end up in a bar fight the night before your scheduled Santa job at the local mall.

Save Santa the trip

Save Santa the trip

Since we are trying to save the planet and making people travel less, being naughty is the right thing to do for this year.

Unattended children

Unattended children

Do you want a demanding child when you get home? Then please don't let them wander around these premises or we will make sure you will have an interesting Christmas. Thank you!

Hanged Santa

Hanged Santa

10 years ago we hanged Santa because we didn't get the required presents for Christmas. All that remains now are his bones and clothes.

Santa's skirt

Santa's skirt

It's incredibly windy this Christmas.Better not wear any short skirts. That means you too, Santa!

Dear Santa

Dear Santa

My sister is naughty. Trust me, I know these things. So reroute all the presents to me please.

Bad economy meter

Bad economy meter

When even Santa is working 2 jobs, that's when you know the economy is in the toilet.