Hope the bills are all heated. I wouldn't want to catch a cold.

Honey, I think our baby is trying to tell us something.

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Everybody told me that I stink and to take a bath. Not sure how this will help but at least it will shut them up.

When you just have to get all that dirt off your skin there's nothing like a good old excavator.