You know my meals are very tasty. The reason is wine. I drink lots of it.

Some words of wisdom coming from the local coffee shop. But where's the vodka?

At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.

Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.

Jesus, please go to aisle 9, Jesus go to aisle 9. There is some leftover water that needs to be made into wine.

Daddy needs some milk too, you know.

What would balance a glass of wine in your hand?

Remember all the things your mom told you not to do? Well she's not here so why worry?

Ah, there you were. Won't you have a glass of wine with me?

Suffice to say, Jesus was not welcome at the bar since his little wine trick.