Just got to get home and begin my new novel on Satan's typewriter.

Millions and millions of flies have vowed for it. Go on, take a bite.

Stop here to brake check for free.

It's the best family time you can think of. We got liquor, we got fireworks. Billy is also bringing some guns for your kids to play with.

What kinky stuff does happen inside this church anyway?

Guess the city has a personal issue with two people.

Are you Asian? Fear not, there is a cure for your despicable illness.

In case of demons nearby, break glass and throw this water around.

Finally a decent billboard around the city.

Get your very own slice of this free WiFi. It only costs a mere $59.99. But the best thing about it is that it's completely free.