I am helping the economy recovering by investing in this camel that I will transport around and have as a pet. It's clearly the most sane investment.

Guess what? Somebody actually went down faster than expected with the elevator shaft.

Czechs are welcome anytime. It's just the checks we are worried about. We don't accept Czechs as a form of payment. Wait. What?

Stop here to brake check for free.

On the other hand you now have a correct number of people that have used this toilet.

If you don't check yourself then allow me to do it for you. Just to be safe.

A couple of days ago was National Check Day. 12, 12, 12. Literally.

We really need to check your chick out. Didn't you read the sign?

It's either drinking or driving. Except if you check both of them.