Alright, we're not a pharmacy! But we have exactly what you need and you bet you need more beer right now.
So let's make an advertisement on this new camera. And bring in the new guy to hold it properly.
I don't know much, but I'll be sure to give it my best. Just make sure you vote for me next week!
Well I don't want to end up being a loser so I mind as well put this in my cart.
You hate hipsters too? Then why not get yourself a drink at our place and contribute to making hipster bands go commercial and mainstream.
Guess that these stock images are not great for every billboard out there.
Truer words have never been spoken in a billboard.
We ain't got no advertising ideas, so we'll just go ahead with this.
Vodka is never as classy as the TV commercials portray it.
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