Looks like the bastard is still alive so he clearly deceived me.
Need a drinking excuse? We got you covered! Blame us for posting this sign.
We are always open, rest assured. Just not now.
The board is not big enough. We get it.
Guess that these stock images are not great for every billboard out there.
Truer words have never been spoken in a billboard.
You want to appear intelligent and cultured? Then follow these simple steps and you will soon become one.
Come to the strip club. There's no other thing that needs explaining so get your ass here now.
Just got to get home and begin my new novel on Satan's typewriter.
Millions and millions of flies have vowed for it. Go on, take a bite.