We are always open, rest assured. Just not now.

The board is not big enough. We get it.

Guess that these stock images are not great for every billboard out there.

Truer words have never been spoken in a billboard.

You want to appear intelligent and cultured? Then follow these simple steps and you will soon become one.

Come to the strip club. There's no other thing that needs explaining so get your ass here now.

Just got to get home and begin my new novel on Satan's typewriter.

Millions and millions of flies have vowed for it. Go on, take a bite.

Stop here to brake check for free.

It's the best family time you can think of. We got liquor, we got fireworks. Billy is also bringing some guns for your kids to play with.