Everything tastes better with Nutella on top. No exceptions.
Make sure you keep your calorie intake low and limit yourself to a single slice of pizza for example. No need to overconsume!
Oh look, they got that new L'Oreal cosmetics line in China.
This is going to take a while and many razor blades.
Remember to apply the sun cream evenly all over your face. Or else end up looking like this girl.
Lost a label? No worries, I got my sharpie with me today.
The manufacturers are looking for your best interest. You shouldn't eat sweets all day, you got to get some natural protein once in a while.
And this is the right way to learn not to stick your tongue on frozen surfaces.
When I wanted a banana flavored ice cream I didn't need the peel too.
Somehow I'm not sure I want to try out new cakes anymore.