My boss asked me why was I late to the morning meeting. I sent her this photo.

All the others are such amateurs. We've been doing this challenge regularly all our lives. Come to Finland and see for yourself.

We have plenty of water. In solid state. Surrounded by whiskey. The perfect kind of water.

Mortal Kombat should make a sequel with ice skates and this "unwanted" fatality move.

It's so warm in Canada that they need slippers.

This might be nature's way of saying not to go out today.

Real men drink jack on the big, natural rocks.

The manufacturers are looking for your best interest. You shouldn't eat sweets all day, you got to get some natural protein once in a while.

And this is the right way to learn not to stick your tongue on frozen surfaces.

Somebody tell this guy that a fan does not lower the temperature.