Either he needs a tablet or he’s taken redundancy to a whole new level.
Can't maintain a balance? Well why don't you try some of these training wheels? Yes, on a scooter!
I'm simply taking my human to the store so he can buy me some more bones.
I didn't have any place to store this scooter so that's why it's in the bathtub.
At least if this guy gets involved in an accident he is basically safe.
Relax guys, I've been doing this for years.
This time there is absolutely no chance anyone is sneaking up on me from behind.
Now this is one awesome scooter. Imagine a grandma driving this thing, hahahahahah. EPIC!
Now this is an awesome scooter, maybe it's driven by Ironman itself, it's just a guess.