Does this happen to you too? Then you must have had a great time.

Would you ever eat noodles from a cigarette pack or use smokes from a can?

So who invited her anyway? It's our food!

I got my friend here who loves to be ridden. What's wrong with that, anyway?

So I get that this place only serves cats and chickens or wh.... hold un... oh, yeah, I get it now.

The Chinese have absolutely every brand copied.

Are you hungry? Try our new chicken strips. Absolutely free.

I don't have time to fry you, so just sit still while I eat you alive.

They're not healty but at least they'll keep your family fed for an entire week.