There's always that guy at the BBQ party that shows up with humus.
I need to pass this exam, but I also need to have a social life. So why can't I have both then?
There is a slight difference between being a drunk and being an alcoholic. Being a drunk is way more fun.
Got to get my girlfriend one of these dresses. She will be the life of any party.
I finally found my future wife at this party while she was hard gaming.
Remember that old Barbie Girl video from Aqua? This guy should have been their first pick.
Wake me up when it's time for partying again. I'll be lying here wasted until then.
The people are going crazy at my party.
Got an old pair of shorts from your large friend? Why not make a brand new dress for your fabulous self?
When grandma wants to party she means business. So don't stay in her way.