Whoever left the couch in the elevator is a pure genius. The only problem is that I don't want to get out of the elevator now.
Trash was everywhere at home. This guy was sitting on the couch acting innocent.
What? Those are not mine. I have no idea how they managed to get there.
This certainly isn't going to end well for the guys on the first floor.
Sorry human, this couch is occupied. This couch is full.
Well... literally, that's a couch potato, a true couch potato.
It was giving me a bad look and then I started attacking it!
Oh, hello hello, nice to see you, take a seat on the couch please!
Let's get together on the couch for our family picture. Did anyone see my sister?