You don't need to be Heisenberg to work for us. Although that would be considered a big plus.
This certainly isn't going to end well for the guys on the first floor.
Otherwise you would really see a lot of people suffering.
Go on, it's been scientifically proven that touching them reduces stress and boosts happiness.
This bird really likes being outlaw. Well, alright bird, alright.
No, really... I really think this is a bad, bad, bad idea.