If you need to describe a sound via text, here's a great example of how to do it.
It is incredibly dry, very hot and a fire can start at any moment. So don't add any gas to the situation.
The place where misbehaving children go to play. By force!
Seeing this guy doing this. Run away fast or grab your phone to take a pic first?
Get ready for some medical care any second now.
That looks pretty safe. Nothing can possible go wrong here. Might as well invite some friends over to try it.
Why bother holding the smoke with the other hand? You might as well throw the butt inside while you're at it.
We have a very fierce turtle that will attack you. Just in a slow way.
I'm dying to see what's inside this bomb. I'll just drill a bit here...
Working conditions? What are those supposed to mean? Oh, don't worry. My friend will catch me if anything happens. I trust him.