Do not insert
How often has this been inserted in mouths and rectums that they needed to specify this sign?
Secure my gas
I guess that's one way to prevent access to the gas tank.
Today's Darwin Award
Why bother holding the smoke with the other hand? You might as well throw the butt inside while you're at it.
Now I can drive around without thinking about gas.
You're doing it really really, really WRONG!
Spaceship blastoff is a worthy cause. I need money for fuel.
Diesel fuel in Arabic
Remember to translate the text before painting it on the tank.
Let's just wait until spring to get fuel.