Wouldn't my cat look way cooler with a set of antlers? Would be quite a hazard for all the furniture, but who cares!
We are full of suicidal deers around here so pay attention to the road!
Oh dammit, I hit another one of those humans running on the streets. Finally the tables have turned.
Don't worry deer, we're not hungry yet.
Let's talk, mano-y-mano... now, what about that ticket? Come on, fight like a man!
Nothing uncommon, just a lion ordering a deer. Good good, he's really hungry.
Excuse me, officer, may I get some directions please? I want to go to Deer SPA.
Those bastards always pick that spot to chill and we can't use the trampoline.