Either get a new laptop or be prepared to dig in your dog's droppings.

The dog won't move so I am forced to use him as my mouse pad.

It's definitely not what it looks like. We were just playing here.

Beware of this fierce sexual predator in your neighborhood.

I'm too lazy to get it myself so please give it to me.

This is the second time this month. My poor dog is completely confused.

Let me just get a cool looking pose so I can share this with my Facebook friends.

Has the dog any idea he looks fabulous?

Why did you have to dress me up like this?

Today has been a ruff day. Woof-woof!