Every DJ concert out there: just pay this ticket to hang out with other sweaty people while listening to a laptop.
So the cat seems to like the new MacBook.
Who needs a special Kensington lock when you can just attach a handle and drill some screws into the laptop itself? See, problem fixed.
So now we can't even take a dump without our MacBooks on our laps.
I finally found my future wife at this party while she was hard gaming.
For people who forget their cameras at a big unveiling event there is always the webcam option. You simply cannot lose the opportunity to take a shot of the new PlayStation 4 even if it means looking like a complete moron.
Apple finally released support for Windows in their Macbooks.
Acer finally got the perfect laptop from that kid in Family Guy. Guess they're not joking.
The laptop is too far away. It seemed like the only thing to do was use an external keyboard.
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