I was just asleep and heard a loud bang and when I got here I found this mess, said the dog.
The dog always gets stuck in the yarn.
I grant you the distinguished permission to pet me while my master is not around.
I just want to have sex once in my life, bitches. You know, before I die.
Ever wondered how dalmatian dogs get their spots? Or how the pit bull get's his black eye? Now you know.
That dog is very shady. But let's not forget about that pesky cat.