Everybody wonders why I stay in the bathroom for so long. I can't explain it either.

I don't know what this looks like but I surely want one of these tv computer microwave things.

I'll just sit at home and watch TV all day. That's better than taking drugs.

Just hold on a bit. Let me turn the brightness on the TV to the max and we'll be there in no time. Just one week and they're ready.

Yeah, but with so many contaminates you aren't going to get more than 85% purity.

The suspect was released because the victim clearly taunted him.

Do you want all the teachers to get productive in the meth lab?

Ever since those TVs got slimmer, our cat has one less spot to hang out.

The resolution on this baby is extreme. You basically cannot see the pixels no matter how close you are. And it's in real 3D mode. Too bad the channel is stuck to this home cooking boring crap.

At least we found a use for this old guy. Nothing is more stable than a 60 pound TV box.